HAHA!!!
Yes Romy....looking at my floors sometimes really does about make me have a nervous breakdown....I walk barefoot all the time...and I can NOT stand anything dirty or sticky or yucky on the floor.....
I have worn out about 15 swiffer mops

they are just no good....they do an okay job if you need to mop quickly..and I do the REAL mop twice a week...then that swiffer thing everyday....but lately I have not had the time....well for months now....so the mess is bigger each time I do mop...which is once..sometimes twice a week....
but with this little dude....I can dry vac everyday..quickly and you can spray a squirt while you dry vac on a sticky spot if you need to....and then when I actually mop, it has a scrub brush you can put on and it scrubs and mops up very quickly....way faster than the string mop and bucket. WOOOOT!!!
NOW...................ARE YOU WITH ONA??? or have you been with her?? if so...did you raise a glass in my honor?? or just drink a couple for me??
And I don't mop in frustration.....no time.....